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Best Clever Instagram Captions

May 20, 2017

Instagram has removed much more than a lot of people thought it would. What began is a fun method to share images among friends has progressed into a fully-fledged social network. If you’re an Instagram consumer and are searching for inspiration, this list of brilliant Instagram captions could be exactly what you’ll need.

There are obviously over 400 million active people, all sharing photographs, and videos with their friends and the world. Standing out of the crowd is harder than ever but if you add something humorous or interesting being a caption, you remain a better possibility of being observed.

That’s what this article is about. I’ve scoured the web looking for databases of clever Instagram captions and also have collated them here to use. Use them and abuse them when you see fit. They aren’t unique and I didn’t come up with any one of them. I’ve collated lists from throughout the web and put them in one post. The others us up to you!

Best Clever Instagram Captions

  • I’m here for a good time not a long time
  • I can’t really see another squad tryna cross us
  • I’m up right now and you suck right now
  • No new friends
  • Where you movin’? I said onto better things
  • Know yourself, know your worth
  • Make the most out of tonight, and worry ‘bout it all tomorrow
  • I’m way up, I feel blessed
  • I cannot see heaven being much better than this
  • Live for today, plan for tomorrow, party tonight
  • I’mma sip it ‘til i feel it, I’mma smoke it ‘til it’s done
  • I still ride with my day one
  • My excuse is that I’m young
  • I live for the nights that I can’t remember with the people that I won’t forget
  • I’mma worry ‘bout me, give a f**k about you
  • Nobody really likes us except for us
  • They ain’t make me what I am, they just found me like this
  • You only live once
  • Drinking every night because we drink to my accomplishments
  • Started from the bottom now we’re here
  • Last name ever, first name greatest
  • Whole squad on that real sh*t
  • On my worst behaviour
  • Worrying about your followers, you need to get your dollars up
  • Started not to give a f**k and stopped fearing the consequence
  • Never not chasing a million things I want

Amusing Instagram Captions

A sense of humor really makes you stand out.

  • I think you are lacking vitamin me!
  • When Instagram was down, I ran around town shouting “like” at flowers, dogs, and expensive brunches
  • Say “Beer Can” with a British accent. I just taught you to say “Bacon” with a Jamaican accent
  • I don’t always study, but when I do, I don’t
  • So you’re telling me I have a chance
  • Walking past a class with your friends in it
  • I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens!
  • Yea, dating is cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?
  • Started from the bottom now we’re here
  • Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt
  • So, you’re on Instagram? You must be an amazing photographer
  • Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that
  • Oh you’re a model? What’s your agency, Instagram?
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